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107 Uses for the Word S**t

1. All that shit
2. Ape shit
3. Are you shitting me?
4. Batshit (refers to a crazy person)
5. Beer shits
6. Bullshit
7. Buried in shit
8. Chicken shit
9. Clean that shit up
10. Covered in shit
11. Crock of shit
12. Deep shit
13. Dog shit
14. Don’t give a shit
15. Don’t give me that shit
16. Don’t give two shits
17. Dumb shit
18. Eat shit
19. Eat shit and die.
20. Eat, Sleep, Shit.
21. Feels like shit
22. F***ing Shit
23. Flip his shit when he sees this
24. For shits sake
25. Full of shit
26. Funky shit
27. Get your shit together
28. Holy shit
29. Horseshit
30. Hot shit
31. I didn’t do shit
32. I don’t take no shit from nobody
33. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
34. I feel like shit
35. I shit bigger than you
36. I shit you not
37. If it looks like shit and it smells like shit…
38. I’m in shit up to my neck
39. I’ve got shit to do
40. Knock that shit off
41. Little shit
42. Looks like shit
43. Love the smell of my own shit
44. No shit
45. Oh shit
46. Piece of shit
47. Pig in shit
48. Played like shit
49. Playing with shit
50. Rotten shit
51. Same old shit
52. Same shit, different day
53. Same shit, different smell
54. Scared shitless
55. Shit bag
56. Shit breath
57. Shit eating grin
58. Shit face
59. Shit for brains
60. You don’t know Shit from shinola
61. Shit happens
62. Shit head
63. Shit in your mouth
64. Shit Ka-bobs
65. Shit my brains out
66. Shit on a stick
67. Shit on you (beat them badly)
68. Shit ones self
69. Shit out of luck
70. Shit particles
71. Shit rolls down his
72. Shit Sandwich
73. Shit show
74. Shit stain
75. Shit storm
76. Tallking shit
77. Shitmobile
78. Shitted (past tense)
79. Shitting all over me (taking advantage of me)
80. Shitting bricks
81. Shitting out your mouth
82. Shitty attitude
83. Shitty weather
84. Shoot the shit
85. Smells like shit
86. Sounds like shit
87. Step in shit
88. Take that shit
89. Taking a shit
90. Talking shit
91. Tastes like shit
92. That was a very shitty thing to do
93. Shit colored
94. The ref made a shit call
95. That was the shit
96. Tough shit
97. Up shits creek
98. What kind of shit is that?
99. When shit hits the fan
100. Who gives a shit?
101. You don’t know shit about shit
102. You gotta be shittin me
103. Youre in a world of shit
104. Youre in for some shit
105. If it looks like shit and smells like shit, then it probably is shit
106. Piece of shit
107. Shit stain

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