The Perfect Dump™ FAQ
1) What is the Perfect Dump™?
The Perfect Dump™ is our special blend of natural fibers and supplements, which we have developed through rigorous research and development.
2) What are the Benefits of the Perfect Dump™?
While the Perfect Dump™ can be used to help aid the digestive system in cases of constipation, diarrhea, and irritable bowel system, it can also be used to deliver a sufficient boost of fiber to the digestive system. In that regard, it will take an average dump and make it much, much better.
3) Will it Make Me Have to S**t My Brains Out?
No. Unlike laxatives and other colon cleansers, the Perfect Dump™ does NOT make you have to take a dump. It makes it better WHEN you take a dump.
4) Why Do I Need More Fiber in my Diet?
Odds are you enjoy the typical American diet. While there’s nothing wrong that, many American diets are more reliant on fat and sugar than they are vitamins and fiber. As a result, traditional American diets lead to digestive complications or, to put it simply, lackluster bowel movements.
5) So You’re Asking Me to Change My Diet?
Not at all. In fact, we’re doing the opposite. We’re asking you to eat the way you want to eat, and to take The Perfect Dump™ to make up for what your lacking in your diet. It’s a win/win.
6) How Do You Qualify a Perfect Dump™?
A Perfect Dump™ should be a healthy shade of brown. It should be moderately big, but not massive. It shouldn’t be too hard or too soft. It should slip out comfortably in one compact log and leave little to no residue.
7) What Are the Risks of Taking this Product?
Risks associated with this product are as follows: allergic reactions, disruption to the digestive system (particularly in cases where previous surgery to the digestive tract has been performed), and asphyxiation (aka choking) when not taken with the proper amount of fluid. It is absolutely essential that this product is taken with the proper amount of fluid.
8) I Took This Product for the First Time and It Isn’t Working. How come?
For first time users, The Perfect Dump™ should be taken for two nights in a row. After that, you only need to take it on the night before your desired perfect dump™.
9) How Much Should I Take?
Our recommended dosage is two tablespoons. For more information on how to take this product see our instructions page.
10) Should I Take This Product Every Day?
While there isn’t an overt, harmful reaction to consuming high amounts of fiber on a daily basis, we recommend creating your own program and using this product in moderation. After the initial two-nights-in-row, you should consider taking this product once every two to four days thereafter.
11) Why Did You Call it The Perfect Dump™?
We here at The Perfect Dump™ have a no-nonsense approach to bodily functions (and a pretty twisted sense of humor to boot). At the end of the day, a dump is a dump, and we all take them. Furthermore, so many products hide behind euphemisms that it almost becomes confusing when you’re trying to figure out what it is they do. The Perfect Dump™ gives you perfect dumps. It’s as simple as that, and we’d like to keep it that way.
12) What Are The Ingredients In The Perfect Dump?
Serving Size: 5g
Servings Per Container: ~30
Amount per Serving % Daily Value
Proprietary Blend 5g *
OAT FIBER (AVENA SATIVA) (SEED)
BROWN RICE BRAN
APPLE PECTIN (PYRUS MALUS) (FRUIT)
CITRUS PECTIN (CITRUS PARADISI) (FRUIT)
PSYLLIUM HUSK POWDER (PLANTAGO OVATA)
PSYLLIUM WHOLE HUSK (PLANTAGO OVATA)
PRUNE (PRUNUS DOMESTICA) (FRUIT)
CABBAGE (BRASSICA OLERACEA) (LEAF AND CORE)
CARROT (DAUCUS CAROTA) (ROOT)
BROCCOLI (BRASSICA OLERACEA) (WHOLE PLANT)