Testimonials

Kurt S.
New Jersey
I have to say that I'm a long time advocate of this product. I've used it for about two years now, and I have to say it's changed my fucking life. No more do I infinitely scrape away at the troublemaker turd nugget who refuses to leave. No longer do I have to worry about s***ting for up to an hour and a half, or streaking up the bowl at a girl's house. There's so many things it's does!
Dan S.
New Jersey
“Deuces on fleek”
Jacob O.
California
"I don't eat the world's healthiest diet, and as a result I didn't used to have the most ideal bowel movements. The Perfect Dump came recommended by a friend so I gave it a shot. Needless to say, I was soon taking dumps akin to those of a fitness guru. I realized the Perfect Dump gave me the supplemental fiber drastically missing from my all-too American diet--it was almost like a shortcut toward better living!"
Danny V
New Jersey
“I realized I needed help when my wife told an entire dinner party that I had diarrhea every morning. I was angry and embarrassed that she would tell this to a large group of our friends over dinner, but she was right. I am not a totally unhealthy eater, but I obviously need help. This product really helps me take regular, healthy dumps. It could not be easier to achieve either. I still wish my wife had not told an entire dinner party, but I would not be taking a perfect dump every morning if she had not…….I guess I owe her one?”
Michael S.
New Jersey
“I have always been irregular and battle constipation often. After my first use of the Perfect Dump my experience in the bathroom is an anticipated daily pleasure.”
Andrew M.
New Jersey
“The perfect dump is the real deal! It's helped improve my bowel movements and made them more regular. It has also helped me lose weight by giving me a fuller feeling throughout the day.”
Scott G.
New York
"Until the Perfect Dump, I would be nervous... especially after a late night, of what my bathroom experience would have in store for me. Now, I can walk in (and more importantly) out with perfect confidence.“
Doug D.
New Jersey
“Better dump than Donald Trump”
Leonard J.
Tennessee
“I took my first walk-off dump, no joke. Sat down, s**t, pulled my pants up and bounced. Everyone at the party thought I took a quick piss”
Greg N.
Texas
“I used to miss my train at least once a week because every morning was unpredictable dump. Since I started taking this supplement I have not missed a single train and my commute is actually pleasant”
Doug A.
Pennsylvania
“I take pain meds so I’m always constipated. Well, I used to be until I was introduced to the Perfect Dump”
Michael G.
New York
"I have to say... After trying The Perfect Dump for the first time, I felt more fulfilled than ever before. I'm not someone who typically has issues with my dumps, but the ghost-wipe guarantee had me thinking it was worth a try. There was definitely something I had been missing, and now I'm happier than ever, each and every morning."
Jim D.
Massachusetts
"Whenever I am traveling away from home, partying a lot or just not eating right, bloating, gas, and constipation were the norm . Not anymore! The Perfect Dump has been the solution for me. Simply put: It works!"
Andrew B.
New Jersey
“If there is magic on this planet, it can be found in the Perfect Dump”
Gabe G.
New Jersey
“I wake up every morning, brew a cup of coffee, take one sip and then its straight to the bowl. I sit down, exhale, and a magnificent log slips right into the toilet like an old man into a Jacuzzi”
Paul O
New Jersey
Gracious! One-wipers!
Scott G.
New York
“Do I miss going through a full roll of toilet paper as I double (and triple flush) after a late night? No... no I don't.”
Eric D.
New Jersey
“The Perfect Dump delivers on it's promise, 100%. I know I can't always eat the recommended 30+ grams of fiber for an adult male every day. No amount of salad, beans or fruit will make you take such fast, clean, perfect dumps.”
Andrew S.
Florida
“Forget about probiotics, fiber cereal, whole grains, none of it works. The PERFECT DUMP is the Optimus Prime of fiber. It literally repaired my battered colon and I now enjoy being regular and clean to a point that baby wipes are beyond an unnecessary luxury”
Andrew S.
Pennsylvania
“Suffering from mild colitis that acts up time to time I was interested but, as always, skeptical. Well long story short I don’t have bubble guts anymore, require 30 wipes starting at the back of my knees and can go out without worry. I’m regular now and look forward to feeding my toilet last nights dinner for breakfast. Daily.”
Bart W.
Florida
"I am on a high protein/low carb diet and was not getting enough fiber in my diet, as most people don't, so before I found the Perfect Dump I was going a few times a day and they weren't all pleasing. Now I am regular and have no hassle. One and done!"
Derek M.
New Jersey
“Nothing is more cleansing than . What used to be a miserable sprint to the porcelain throne has turned into a proud march of a king. It works so nice, you don't have to wipe twice. Thank you Perfect Dump.”
Fred B
New Jersey
"I took this product as a recommendation by a trusted friend. I was skeptical at first that this would either cause diarrhea or wouldn't work at all. Boy was I wrong. Took it after dinner one night and after my morning cup of coffee, took one of the biggest, smoothest, most satisfying, almost wipe-free dumps of life. Little did I know that I would be taking Perfect Dumps every day for the rest of my life."
Sean V.
New York
“I don’t feel like a bloated, fat piece of s**t anymore. Thanks to the Perfect Dump my jeans actually fit and I float when I walk….or at least it feels that way."