90 Perfect Dumps

$ 29.99

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Product Description

“Enjoy a cleaner ass than the upper class with a three month supply.”

  • Great for low-carb diets!
  • Great for athletes on high protein diets!
  • Great for weight loss and maintaining a healthy weight!
  • Gluten-free
  • No added sweeteners, colors or additives
  • Zero net carbs

The Perfect Dump was founded to solve a simple and everyday solution in the world, and provide the fellow human the opportunity to spend less time with multiple struggles, painful pushing, and once completed multiple wipes with toilet paper. PD fixes and correct all of the problems stated above, but it also reduces time spent in the bathroom and thus makes a person more productive at work and life. It also aids in the reduction of constipation, hemorrhoids and diarrhea. It makes you have literally the perfect dump experience whenever you go to the bathroom. The product we sell is pretty straight forward, it is our own proprietary blend of soluble and insoluble fiber that is tasteless on the way down. The recommended serving is recommended to be digested with juice or any other drink found in one’s household.

Instructions for Taking Your First Perfect Dump:

  • 1) Scoop two heaping tablespoons into a large cup or glass in the evening.
  • 2) Fill with at least 8 ounces of cold juice.
  • 3) Stir for 30 seconds or until fully mixed and drink immediately.
  • 4) Wake up and take the biggest, fastest, cleanest dump of your life.

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

Additional Information

Weight 32 oz


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Step 1

Mix 2 Tablespoons With Juice


Step 2

Drink It Quickly In The Evening


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Wake Up And Take The Perfect Dump™


What Is The Perfect Dump™?

The Perfect Dump™ is a no-nonsense, all-natural, high fiber supplement specially formulated to provide the best dumps the human colon can produce.

How Does The Perfect Dump™ Work?

The Perfect Dump™ provides a much needed boost of dietary, soluble and insoluble fiber to your digestive system causing you to completely empty out when you take a dump.

What Makes The Perfect Dump™ So Special?

Unlike laxatives and colon cleansers, The Perfect Dump™ doesn't make you go to the bathroom; it makes it better when you go to the bathroom.

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Don't Believe Us? Here's Some of Our Customer Testimonials

Michael G.
New York
"I have to say... After trying The Perfect Dump for the first time, I felt more fulfilled than ever before. I'm not someone who typically has issues with my dumps, but the ghost-wipe guarantee had me thinking it was worth a try. There was definitely something I had been missing, and now I'm happier than ever, each and every morning."
Danny V
New Jersey
“I realized I needed help when my wife told an entire dinner party that I had diarrhea every morning. I was angry and embarrassed that she would tell this to a large group of our friends over dinner, but she was right. I am not a totally unhealthy eater, but I obviously need help. This product really helps me take regular, healthy dumps. It could not be easier to achieve either. I still wish my wife had not told an entire dinner party, but I would not be taking a perfect dump every morning if she had not…….I guess I owe her one?”

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